Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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