Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
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BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
I will pee on everything he values.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
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I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
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