How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
how could I be having a bad time, I have the three most important things in life: Goat cheese, Xanax, and Saved By the Bell Re-runs.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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