I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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