And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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