Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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