Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
where am i from again
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
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Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
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hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
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