i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
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