So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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