Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
Randomize
