The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
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