A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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