Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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