Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Randomize
