But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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