I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
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I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
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i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
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