Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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