When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
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I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
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With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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