no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
Randomize
