worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
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Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
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He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
So, my ex just showed me the drunk voicemail we left him last night. Started out with me saying "I think it's Shane." Then you took my phone and started singing a song about peanut butter, train tracks, and tequila. I joined in. On the upside, he said he's totally fine with being on the drunk dial list from now on. Soooo, another tequila night??
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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