Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
i will never coherently bang her
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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