I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
He passed out mid-signature
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
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