please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
I just woke up covered In blood, I have cuts all over my body, I can't find my clothes from last night, I'm still wasted, i'm pretty sure I have a sprained ankle, and the best part is, I have absolutely no recollection of what led to this. THAT'S why vodka is the greatest drink in the world.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
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I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
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Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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