Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
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