the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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