So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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