I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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