the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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