Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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