There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
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