U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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