I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
Randomize
