i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
im about as happy as oj after his trial
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
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Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
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I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
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