is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
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A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
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30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
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I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
dude. I can hear the air.
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