Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
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I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
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I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
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