JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
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