Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
I accidentally broke up with him while I was drunk which is really too bad since I'd just gotten a birth control perscription so we could start having sex.
Do you think he'd take me back if I said "dude, we need to get back together or this IUD is going to have an existential crisis for not realizing its full potential"?
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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