I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
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Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
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I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."