glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
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