wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
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