i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
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i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
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I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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