I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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