that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
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Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
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Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
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