do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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