i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
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He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
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Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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