THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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