don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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