He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
Randomize
