Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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