Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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