Hey man sorry I got all grabby
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
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