WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
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She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
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I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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