i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
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we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
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Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
We are all done wearing pants today
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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