what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
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