love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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