I want you more than these girls want KFC
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
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