So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
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We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
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Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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